September 28, 2018 at 4:24 am #1583
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:30 pm
Taxi driver blames Russians for lack of brothels in Cheltenham
… Finding a taxi in Cheltenham during the Festival is as difficult as picking a winner in the Bumper, and we were amazed and pleased to have got one so easily…
… the driver talked at length about the sex industry in Cheltenham, which is surprisingly tiny, owing to the opposition of the police. There are no brothels, for example. Every time a brothel opens, the police shut it down. It is so sad. In a wealthy town like Cheltenham, with so many drug barons and career criminals living there, and the Cheltenham Festival, and gigantic intelligence-gathering centre of GCHQ, you’d think, he said, that there would be plenty of brothels.
‘Many many times, my fare will say, “I want to get laid. Please take me somewhere now.” And it is so embarrassing to have to tell them that there is not one single brothel in the whole of Cheltenham. Of course they simply don’t believe me and laugh at me.’
The only way he could account for the scandalous absence of brothels in Cheltenham was that politicians were worried that Russian spies posing as sex workers might inveigle state secrets from GCHQ workers nipping into town in their lunch breaks for a quick one.September 28, 2018 at 4:25 am #1584September 28, 2018 at 4:25 am #1585
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:01 pm
Out of interest, I did actually look last week during the festival at Cheltenham and the surrounds on Adultwork and there was nothing doing. It is the centre of the universe for a week because of the racing, not GCHQ, so blame the Irish, not the Russian FSB!
Dance your cares away, worry’s for another day, let the music play, down at Fraggle Rock.September 28, 2018 at 4:26 am #1586
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:22 pm
Did some research about a year ago when I was off that way. Found some Romanians working out of the Holiday Inn Express in Cheltenham but not much else. Probably they were kicked out.
There were a couple of Asian places but they got raided and the raids filmed for a TV doc. So definitely not a puntng friendlly town. But well worth a visit for it’s architectural merit.
Closest punt I’ve had was in Cirencester travelodge a few years back. Outcall only so I booked the room for the sole purpose of the meet. A 3 or 4 hour with a high rated escort which I travelled to in a day. All good until the half time break when she told me I could go bareback for round 2. Sort of put me off a bit and I made my excuses, cut the action short and checked out early.
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