Sussex Scene Parlour Review Submission Form

Please complete as much information as possible and then submit using the button at the bottom of the form. Your report will then be reviewed by a Sussex Scene administrator and, provided it is considered genuine, it will be published in the appropriate section of Sussex Scene within 48 hours of receipt.

Your username:

Name of parlour:

Date of your visit:

Number of girls to select from:

1 (No choice) 234 5+

Name of girl you picked:

Brief description of girl:

Pubic hairstyle:

Fully Shaved          Trimmed         Brazilian         Natural

Tattoos or piercings:

None      Discreet tattoos     Heavily tattooed     Tattooed and pierced

Fee you paid (£):

Length of your punt (enter time spent):


Were you offered a drink:

Yes, non-alcoholic          Yes, alcoholic          I had to ask           No

Rate her cleanliness:

Very clean and sweet smelling    Acceptable    Unhygienic, she hadn't washed 

Rate the premises:

Very smart     Fit for the purpose    Not very desirable    Dodgy, I felt unsafe 

Were you offered the use of the bathroom:

Yes        I had to ask          No

What services did you have (select all that apply):




Covered blow-job

Reverse oral

Straight sex 




Hand relief

Overall, how would you rate your experience:

Superb   Good  Average Disappointing Better off wanking!

General comments about your punt:

Which phrase best describes the lady you saw:

Keen to please      Friendly, bubbly and fun Going through the motions
Goes like a train!   Cold as ice    A bit weird   A lovely lady